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!!News flash!!
Indian earthquake kills 50 000!
USA sending food.
Australia sendingclothes.
britain sending ... ... ... Replacements
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What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop |
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whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!
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farmer Joneshas got no sheep,
isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field
he's got no sheep to shag
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At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS |
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last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought where the fuck is my roof??
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This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you
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Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated! |
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