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Q: What did the Dumb Blonde do when she went to a film that had an NC-17 (no under 17's) rating? A: Went home and got 16 friends.
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How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A : Shine a flashlight in their ear. |
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Q : Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A : From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK" |
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Q: What is the best secretary in the world to have?
A: The one that never misses a period. |
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Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Cuz everyone gets a turn.
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Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Because their balls would show.
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Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?
She couldn't find the recipe.
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She told me to meet her on the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
She tried to place a bag of M&M's in alphabetical order.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She took a ruler to bed so she could see how long she slept.
When she got an AM radio, it took her 10 month to figure out she could use it at night.
She spent 25 minutes staring at the Orange juice box cos it said - "concentrate"
She got stabbed in a Shoot out.
She used to sit on the tv so she could watch the couch.
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