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Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down. Send this

Friend: I've just come back from the Beauticians You: Pity it was closed... Send this

Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Send this

Man: I know how to please a Woman. Woman: Well, please leave me alone. Send this

Boss: Employees like that don't grow on trees you know... You: How true Sir, they normally swing underneath them... Send this

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a Female Impersonator. Send this

Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC! Send this

Man: Do you want to dance? Woman: NO Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat in those pants. Send this

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