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Don't be sad... don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too... Send this

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts! Send this

BOY : May I hold your hand ?? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy Send this

I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room, on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark Send this

According 2 Chinese Docs, a WoMaN'S BoDy HaS Five RooMS: 1.FACE-show room 2.BOOBS-play room 3.TUMMY-store room 4.VAGINA-men's room 5.ANUS-emergency room Send this

Down on her Knees Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wiv a throb of his nob in her gob,Wiv a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a fuckin good job! Send this

Yo Mama so poor that she uses tumbleweed as a Xmas tree. Send this

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home Send this

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